2012-12-24

Confession On The Dining Table

Her: You ordered this whole lot?
Him: Yea, why? I'm starving.
Her: Very well. Can you do me a favor?
Him: What sort?
Her: I need to make a believable reason to tell my mom; so it would make a total sense for me to go home with you.
Him: Figure it out yourself for now..
Her: No, help me.
Him: Can you wait, please? My stomach has been screaming about its eagerness to be filled for hours. Then again, I'm only good at lying if my belly's full. I can't come up with any if I'm hungry.
Her: Oh, so you lie a lot?
Him: Sometimes.
Her: Even to me?
Him: When it's necessary, yes.
Her: How come you're so opened about this? Why? I would assume that you would've kept it a secret.
Him: I just told you why, because I haven't even made my first bite.